Dey tell um, “One guy come meet us, an he tell us fo go back by you da king dat wen sen us guys, an tell you, ‘Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: Wot?! No mo God inside Israel, o wat? Az why you guys gotta go Ekron side fo aks dea god Baal-Zebub wat goin happen?! Az why you no goin stan up one mo time from da punee wea you stay lay down. Fo shua you goin mahke!’ ”
One time King Ahaziah stay inside his upstairs room inside da Samaria palace, an he fall down an broke da criss-cross kine sticks ova da window. Dat make him fall down thru da window an hit da groun. He hurt plenny. He tell some messenja guys fo go Ekron side an find out from Baal-Zebub, da god fo da Ekron peopo, if he goin come good one mo time, o if he goin mahke cuz a da hurt.
She tell, “Jalike you stay shua yoa God, Da One In Charge, stay alive, I shua dat I no mo even one pancake. I ony get one handful flour inside one box, an litto bit olive oil inside one jar—dass it! An me, I come ova hea fo pick up two-three stick. Den I go home cook da flour an da oil fo me an my boy. Us goin eat um, den wen us pau, us mahke!”
God tell da guy Adam dis: “You, you wen do wat yoa wife tell you fo do, an not how I tell you fo do. You wen eat da fruit from dat tree, no matta I wen tell you befo time, no eat um. “Cuz a wat you wen do, I goin make da land hard fo grow stuff! From now, till you mahke, You goin bus ass fo get stuff fo eat!