15 But I see dis too: I see dat erybody dat live an do stuff unda da sun stay tight wit anodda young guy unda da sun.
Absalom make lidat to all da Israel peopo dat come fo aks da king fo do da right kine ting fo dem. Az how he bulai da Israel peopo fo dem like him mo den dey like da king.
Maybe da young guy come outa prison an layta come da king. O maybe da one dat born fo come king no mo notting, but still yet he come king.
An no can count da odda peopo dat come befo o afta da young guy, dat no tink he do one good job. All dat no make sense too. Dey chase da wind.