Reuben da firs boy fo born from Israel. (But Reuben wen sleep wit his faddah odda wife, an make pilau his faddah bed. Az why Israel take away his rights no matta he da firs boy fo born, an give da rights to Joseph boys. So dey no can count Reuben jalike da firs boy fo born, inside da record a da Israel ohana.)
Erytime Paul write one letta, he talk bout dis kine stuff. Fo shua, get stuff inside his lettas dass hard fo undastan. An get peopo dat no bodda fo learn dis stuff an no stay solid inside. Dey take wat Paul tell an make um all hamajang. Dey do da same ting wit all da odda stuff inside da Bible too. Da guys dat make lidat, dey goin come wipe out fo shua.