5 But now, cool down! No come all huhu bout how you guys make befo time, cuz you wen sell me an make me come hea. You guys neva do um. Was God wen do um! God wen sen me ova hea befo you guys come hea, fo keep you guys alive!
You guys wen make one plan fo do one bad ting to me, but God, he make one plan fo do good tings! God da one dat make dis kine ting happen dat get today—get plenny peopo now dat stay alive an neva mahke.
He tell, “Wen I come outa my muddah belly, I stay naked, no mo notting! Wen I leave dis world, I no goin get notting! Da One In Charge give, An Da One In Charge take away. I goin talk good bout Da One In Charge Cuz I know wat kine god him!”
Da peopo tell Joseph, “Da tings you wen do fo us guys, az how come us guys alive still yet! We like you make good to us guys, cuz you da one in charge! Az why us guys slaves now fo da Pharaoh guy, but we stay alive!”
Absalom an all da Israel guys tell, “Wat Hushai da Ark guy tell us fo do, mo betta den wat Ahitofel tell us fo do.” (Cuz you know, Da One In Charge wen plan awready fo jam up wat Ahitofel tell fo do. He do dat fo Da One In Charge make bad kine stuff happen to Absalom.)
Nex morning, Elkanah an his family get up early. Afta dey go down in front Da One In Charge fo tell how awesome him, dey go home to Ramah. Elkanah sleep wit Hannah, an Da One In Charge lissen wat she pray an do um.
Dat time, da Ishmael ohana guys from Midian side dat buy an sell stuffs go by dem. Da braddah guys pull up Joseph outa da big hole. Dey sell um to da Ishmael ohana guys. Da Ishmael guys, dey pay twenny piece silva fo Joseph, an dey take Joseph Egypt side wit dem.
But if you no tell notting dis time, some odda ting goin happen fo get da Jew guys outa dis anodda way. But you an yoa faddah ohana goin all mahke. Nobody know dis fo shua, but maybe az why you wen come inside da king ohana, jus fo dis one ting.”