One time wen almos dark, David get up from his bed, an walk aroun on top da flat roof a da palace. From up dea, he see one wahine bafing. She real good looking! (She jus pau her period, an she bafe fo her go back in front God one mo time.) David sen one guy fo find out mo bout her. Da guy tell, “Fo shua, az Batsheba. Her faddah, Eliam, an her husban, Uriah da guy from da Het peopo.” Den David sen messenja guys fo bring her. She come by him, an he wen fool aroun wit her. Den she go home.
Da wahine wen look da tree an tink da tree look real good fo get food. She eye up da fruit, an tink, “Ho! Nice looking, da tree! If I take some a da fruits an eat um, I goin come smart an can undastan any kine!” Den she take some a da fruits an eat um. She give um to her husban too, an he eat um wit her.