One time wen almos dark, David get up from his bed, an walk aroun on top da flat roof a da palace. From up dea, he see one wahine bafing. She real good looking! (She jus pau her period, an she bafe fo her go back in front God one mo time.) David sen one guy fo find out mo bout her. Da guy tell, “Fo shua, az Batsheba. Her faddah, Eliam, an her husban, Uriah da guy from da Het peopo.” Den David sen messenja guys fo bring her. She come by him, an he wen fool aroun wit her. Den she go home.
you guys gotta take da guy an da wahine by da gate fo da town an throw stone at dem fo kill um. Da wahine get da blame cuz she stay inside one town, but she no yell fo help. Da guy get da blame too cuz he wen sleep wit one wahine dat her faddah an muddah awready wen promise to anodda guy. You guys gotta throw out da bad kine stuff from you guys.
Laytas, Jacob tell Simeon an Levi, “You guys! You make me come kapu da way erybody see me! Cuz a dis, da peopo dat live inside dis land, da Canaan peopo an da Periz peopo, dey goin hate me, jalike I haunas! I no mo plenny guys wit me, you know. So if dey come togedda fo fight me, dey goin bus me up fo real kine an wipe me out, me an my ohana.”
Den Gaal, Eved boy, tell, “Who dis buggah Abimelek?! An why us Shekem guys goin let him stay in charge a us guys, aah? Dis Abimelek guy, he Jerub-Baal boy, aah? An Zebul his helpa. But you guys suppose to work fo Hamor, dat was Shekem faddah long time befo time. So! How come us guys gotta work fo Abimelek?! No need!