But Jonah, he no lissen. He go da odda way fo dig out from Da One In Charge fo go Tarshish side (dass Spain, you know). He go down Joppa boat harbor an find one big boat dat goin go Tarshish. He pay da money fo go, an he go on top da boat fo go Tarshish wit da saila guys. He figga he can go far away from Da One In Charge.
Da sacrifice places on top da hills nea Bet-Aven— Dat mean “house wea peopo do wass wrong”— Dey goin come wipe out. Az wea da Israel peopo stay do da real bad kine stuff. Thorns an da kine weed dat make yoa skin itchy Goin grow ova dea an cova dea altars. Den da peopo goin tell da mountains, “Proteck us!” An tell da hills, “Fall down on top us!”