So Jesse take one young goat. Den he take plenny food an one skin full a wine an put um on top one donkey. He sen his boy David fo take all dat fo Saul.
Den cook um fo me fancy kine, da way you know how I like fo eat um. Bring um hea fo me eat, cuz I like do someting spesho fo you. I goin tell all da good tings I like God do fo you bumbye befo I mahke.”
Den, you bring um by yoa faddah fo him eat um, so all da tings he goin tell dat spesho fo you, all goin be fo you an not fo Esau! He ony goin do dat dis one time befo he mahke, you know.”
So Jacob go get da bebe goats an kill um, an bring um by his muddah Rebecca jalike she tell um fo do. She cook um fancy kine fo make da kine food dat Jacob faddah like.