An Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, I like him do plenny good tings fo you guys. Can trus him fo tell da trut bout wat God tell him. He da firs One dat come back alive from mahke. He da main leada ova all da kings inside da world. He da One dat get love an aloha fo us guys. He wen bleed an mahke, An make us come clean From all da bad kine stuff we do.
Da peopo goin make you go way from dem an make you stay wit da wild animals. You goin eat grass jalike da cows. Afta seven year pass, you goin know dat da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods get da right fo tell all da govmens in da world wat dey gotta do. He can make whoeva he like come da king fo dem.”
Us angel messenja guys tell Wat God make up his mind fo do. We stay spesho fo God, An we tell wat goin happen. Cuz we do dat, Erybody dat stay alive goin know dis: Da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods, He get da powa fo tell All da govmens in da world Wat dey gotta do. He make whoeva he like Come da king fo dem. He even can take one guy Dat nobody tink he importan, An make him da govmen leada.”