So Joab sen somebody Tekoa town fo bring one spesho wahine from dea dat know wat fo do erytime. Wen she come, he tell her, “Ack jalike you stay sad inside, aah?! Wear da kine clotheses fo wen you go one funeral, an no use perfume. Ack jalike one wahine dat stay sad inside an cry long time cuz somebody mahke.
Eh, my braddahs an sistahs! Fo undastan wat I mean, tink bout wat wen happen wit you guys, da time God wen tell all you guys fo come be his spesho peopo. If you tink da way da peopo inside da world tink, no mo plenny guys dat get plenny smarts wit you guys, o get da kine powa fo make odda peopo do wat dey like fo um do. No mo plenny guys wit you guys dat come from one big name ohana.
Dis wat Amos tell. Amos, he one a da guys from Tekoa dat know how fo breed da sheeps da spesho kine way. Dat time, Uzziah was king Judah side. Same time, Joash boy Jeroboam Numba Two, he was king Israel side. Dat time, Amos wen see someting jalike one dream bout wat goin happen to da Israel peopo. You know, was two year befo da big earthquake.
But if get one peopo wit one king dat no do wat Nebukadnezzar, da king fo Babylon, tell um fo do, az jalike dey no put dea neck unda his yoke. An I goin punish dat peopo. I goin make war come to dem, I goin take away dea food, an goin sen da bad kine sick fo hurt dem. Dass how I goin use Nebukadnezzar fo wipe all dem out. Az wat Da One In Charge tell.