Aloha! Dis me, Simon Peter. I one worka guy fo Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. He wen sen me all ova da place fo tell peopo bout him. I stay writing dis letta fo you guys dat trus Jesus Christ. God wen let you guys trus Jesus Christ cuz he erytime do da right ting. Dass worth plenny fo you guys, jalike fo us guys. He oua God, an he da One dat take us outa da bad kine stuff we stay do.
All da time you stay alive, Da One In Charge goin be jalike one solid foundation fo you. He goin do plenny good tings fo you— Get you outa trouble, Help you know wat fo do erytime, Help you know how fo do stuff. Wen you Jerusalem peopo get respeck Fo Da One In Charge fo real kine, Goin be jalike az rich kine stuff he give you.