26 If some guys tell, ‘Eh! Christ stay inside da boonies!’ no go ova dea. If dey tell, ‘Eh! He stay inside dat house ova dea!’ no trus um notting.
Somebody yell, “Ova dea inside da boonies, Move eryting outa da way, fo Da One In Charge! Strait thru da Arabah Valley, Make one big road fo oua God!
You not da guy from Egypt dat wen start one big beef befo time, an take four tousan rebel guys inside da boonies?”
Afta Jesus grow up, John Da Baptiza Guy show up inside da boonies Judea side fo teach da peopo.
“Eh! Befo all dat happen, I stay tell you guys eryting now awready.
I da Guy Dass fo Real, an wen I come back, goin be jalike wen da lightning come from da east side an shine all ova to da west side.
