Aloha! Dis me, Jude. Me James braddah, you know. An I one worka fo Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen. I stay write dis letta fo you guys. God da Faddah tell you guys fo come by him an be his guys. He get plenny love an aloha fo you guys dat stay tight wit him, an Jesus Christ take good kea you guys.
But us guys dat tell da Good Stuff Bout God, dis wat we tell. We stay tell peopo all ova da place how God wen sen dis Spesho Guy Christ ova hea. We tell how odda guys wen hang um on top one cross fo kill um. Da Jew guys hear all dat, but dey no can handle, cuz dey tink God Spesho Guy no goin mahke fo shua. An da Greek peopo, wen dey hear um, dey tink, “Stupid!”
Simeon tell God fo do good tings fo dem too. He tell Jesus muddah Mary, “God wen sen dis boy, an plenny Israel peopo goin jam up cuz a him. But plenny odda Israel peopo, dey goin come good cuz a him. He goin be jalike one sign dat tell peopo fo watch out. Plenny peopo no goin like dat, an dey goin grumble bout him.
Dis anodda spesho message from Da One In Charge. (He da One dat pay da price Fo get da Israel peopo outa trouble. He da Good An Spesho One fo da Israel peopo.) Dis message, fo da one Dat da peopo tink he no good inside, Da one dat all ova da country, Da peopo hate um, Da one dey figga ony one slave Dat work fo da leada guys. Dis wat Da One In Charge tell dat guy dat work fo him: “Wen da king guys see you, Dey goin stan up fo show you respeck! Wen da prince guys see you, Dey goin go down in front you Fo show you respeck! An all dat goin happen cuz a me, Da One In Charge. I da One you can trus. I da Spesho One fo da Israel peopo. An I wen pick you!”