Some a Jesus guys tink dat Jesus tell Judas, “Go get wat we need fo da Passova,” o “Go give someting to da peopo dat no mo notting.” Dey tink lidat cuz Judas stay in charge a da money fo all da guys.
Dose buggahs, dey ony like grumble an poin finga all da odda peopo. Dey do any kine how dey like. Dey talk big bout who dem. Dey talk good bout da odda peopo, ony fo make da odda peopo do good kine tings fo dem.
But da Pharisee guys an da teachas dat teach da Rules From God wen squawk. Dey tell, “Dis guy get peopo wit one bad rep fo his frenz, an he even eat wit dem.”
“Den dat same worka guy go outside, an spock anodda worka guy dat owe him ony litto bit money. He grab him by da neck, an tell him, ‘Eh! You owe me money! You betta pay me back!’
You guys sit inside yoa tents an grumble. You guys tell, ‘Az cuz Da One In Charge hate us! He take us outa Egypt fo turn us ova to da Amor peopo fo dem wipe us out!
