You guys know dat Da One In Charge a us guys, Jesus Christ, wen do plenny good tings fo you guys. Befo time he was rich, but he wen come pooa fo help you guys fo come rich.
Peopo no need take kea him jalike he need someting. Cuz he da One dat make all da peopo stay alive, an he give dem air fo breave, an all da odda stuff.
Dis da Good Stuff dat God send peopo fo tell da Israel peopo: ‘Eh! Us guys can come frenz wit God an feel good inside cuz a wat Jesus Christ wen do. He Da One In Charge a eryting an erybody.’
Wen you take yoa army guys Out fo fight, Dey all goin like go wit you. You goin wear fancy kine clotheses Dat show you spesho fo God. You goin feel jalike you stay young One mo time. You goin go out wen da dew come On top da grass From early morning time Wen da light come out.
He tell um, “You guys see dat small town ova dea? Go inside dea, an you goin find one young donkey dat stay tie up. Nobody ride on um yet. Hemo da rope from da pos, an bring um ova hea.