Da Judah peopo, no can trus dem. Some a da Israel peopo, an da peopo inside Jerusalem, Dey do unreal pilau kine stuff dat make you like puke. Cuz da Judah peopo, dey even go marry Da wahines dat show love an respeck to da gods from odda places. Dass how dey make pilau da place dat stay spesho Fo Da One In Charge, Da place God get love an aloha fo.
Da One In Charge tell, “Eh, you pries guys dat talk bad bout me! Da boys, dey suppose to get respeck fo dea faddah guys, aah? An da worka guys, dey suppose to get respeck fo dea boss guys. So den! I da faddah fo you guys, but you guys no mo respeck fo me. I da boss fo you guys, but you not sked fo no do wat I tell you fo do. Me, Da One In Charge, Da God Ova All Da Armies, an dass wat I stay tell you guys.” But you pries guys tell, “Tell us, how us guys talk bad bout you?!”
Az why fo all dis kine stuff bout da guys an da wahines, you guys betta not go buckaloose an cheat yoa braddah o sistah. Cuz Da One In Charge, he goin punish you guys if you do dat kine bad kine stuff. Dass jalike we wen tell you guys befo time. We wen tell you guys fo real kine, “You guys betta not fool aroun nobody!”
Jalike one fruit tree give same kine fruit, you guys gotta do da kine good stuff dat show dat you no do all kine bad stuff no moa. Eh! No start fo tink, ‘Us guys can do wat us like, cuz we get Abraham fo oua main faddah.’ I stay telling you guys now, God can take dese rocks ova hea an make kids fo Abraham outa dem.