30 But da Pharisee guys an da teachas dat teach da Rules From God an stay tight wit da Pharisee guys, dey grumble at Jesus guys. Dey tell, “Eh, how come you guys stay eat wit da guys dat colleck tax money an odda guys dat get one bad rep?”
All dem make big noise, an den some a da Pharisee teacha guys dat teach da Rules From God stan up an make argue real hard. Dey tell, “We no can find notting wrong wit dis guy. Maybe one spirit o one angel guy talk to him.”
Da Pharisee guys an da teachas dat teach da Rules From God, dey stay tink, “Eh, dis guy ack an talk jalike he God! Ony God can let peopo go fo da bad kine stuff dey do an hemo dea shame!”
One a da days Jesus stay teach, had Pharisee guys an teachas dat teach da Rules From God stay sit ova dea. Dey come from ery town inside Galilee an Judea, an from Jerusalem. Jesus get powa from Da One In Charge fo make da sick peopo come good.
You know, da Pharisee guys an all da Jew guys, dey no eat till dey wash dea hands. But dey suppose to wash um jalike da ancesta guys wen pass um down from long time befo time.
Dey tell, ‘Da One In Charge! No come nea me, stay ova dea, Cuz I wen make spesho fo my gods, An you no stay spesho fo my gods!’ Me, Da One In Charge, dat kine peopo make me mad, Jalike smoke inside my nose, Jalike one fire dat stay burn all day.
Da Pharisee guy stan up an pray ony fo him lidis, ‘God, mahalo plenny dat I no stay jalike da odda guys, da guys dat steal, no do da right ting, fool aroun da odda guy wife, an even jalike dis guy hea dat colleck tax money.
Wen da Pharisee guy dat tell um fo come see dat, he tink, “Eh, if dis guy was one guy dat talk fo God fo real kine, den he know wat kine wahine stay touch him. He know she one wahine dat do bad kine stuff.”
But me, I da Fo Real Kine Guy. I come, I eat, I drink, an you guys tell, ‘You know wat? Dis guy erytime stay eat an drink! He frenz wit da tax guys, an da odda kine guys dat get one bad rep too.’
Az why, if you guys ony get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo you, you figga God owe you guys money fo dat, o wat?! No way! Even da tax peopo dat colleck tax money fo da govmen, dey get love an aloha fo da guys dat get love an aloha fo dem.
Da Pharisee guys see dat, an dey tell Jesus guys, “Yoa teacha, how come he stay eat wit da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep jalike dem?”
Had some Pharisee guys dea dat teach da Rules From God. Dey see Jesus dea stay eating wit all da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep jalike dem. Az why dey tell Jesus guys, “Eh, yoa teacha, how come he stay eating wit da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get one bad rep?”
