“Den, King Nebukadnezzar, you wen see one angel messenja guy dat stay spesho fo God come down from da sky. He tell, ‘Cut down da tree an broke um up! Leave da stump an da roots inside da groun. Tie da stump wit iron an bronze strap an let um stay dea inside da grass field. Let him come wet wit da dew from da sky. Let him live jalike da wild animals till seven year pass!’
“ ‘Eh! Pharaoh King! Fo shua no mo anodda tree inside Eden mo awesome den you! But you know wat? Goin get armies bring you down too jalike da Eden trees fo go undaneat da groun. You goin lay dea wit da peopos dat no mo da mark fo show dat dey God peopo, an wit da ones get kill wit swords. All dis jalike one picha bout you, King Pharaoh! You da one dat make tantaran! Dat big tree, az you, you know!’ Az wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell.”