Befo Da One In Charge tell me dat, I stay jalike one bebe sheep dat trus da peopo dat lead um out fo kill um, cuz I neva know dey make one plan agains me! Dey tell, “Eh, we goin kill dis Jeremiah buggah an wat he tell, jalike we goin wipe out one tree an eryting dat grow on top um! We goin wipe him out from da land wea peopo live. Den erybody goin foget him an his name!”
Some peopo tell: “Eh come! We go make one plan fo kill Jeremiah. Dat way, we not goin throw out da rules da pries guys teach, o throw out wat da guys dat know wat fo do erytime tell us fo do, o throw out da tings da guys dat talk fo God tell. So we goin poin finga Jeremiah an tell wat he do wrong. We no goin lissen him notting!”
So Joab sen somebody Tekoa town fo bring one spesho wahine from dea dat know wat fo do erytime. Wen she come, he tell her, “Ack jalike you stay sad inside, aah?! Wear da kine clotheses fo wen you go one funeral, an no use perfume. Ack jalike one wahine dat stay sad inside an cry long time cuz somebody mahke.