“Wen you guys give money to da guys dat no mo notting, no make one big show jalike da guys dat tell one ting an do anodda wen dey go inside da Jew churches an wen dey walk in da town wea da peopo stay. Dey like da peopo tell dat dey awesome. Dass right! An I stay tell you guys dis too: Dey wen get all dea pay awready.
An den one mo time, Jesus go aks um, “Eh Simon, John boy. You my fren, o wat?” Den Peter come all hurt inside, cuz now three time awready Jesus go aks him. He tell, “You my fren, o wat?” So Peter tell um, “You Da One In Charge! You know eryting! You know I yoa fren.” Jesus tell um “Dass right! An I tell you dis too: Feed my sheeps. Befo time, wen you was one young guy, you put on yoa clotheses an yoa belt an go wea eva you like. Bumbye, you goin come one ol guy. Den you goin stick out yoa hands an anodda guy goin tie you up an bring you one place you no like go.”