God oua Faddah, he figga lidis: Da guy dat stay religious fo real kine, an no do notting pilau, he da one goin kokua da peopo dat get hard time—da kids dat no mo faddah o muddah, an da wahines dat no mo husban fo take kea dem. Dat kine guy, he no goin let da peopo inside da world make him do bad kine stuff.
One time wen David stay king, food no grow inside da land fo three year cuz no mo rain. So David go in front Da One In Charge fo aks how come. Da One In Charge tell, “Az cuz Saul an his ohana wen kill plenny guys from Gibeon town.” (Da Gibeon peopo no come from Israel, you know. Dey some a da Amor peopo dat still yet stay alive. Befo time, da Israel guys wen make one strong promise fo no kill dem. But layta, wen Saul wen go all out fo da Israel an Judah peopo, he try fo kill all da Gibeon peopo.) Da One In Charge tell, “Az cuz Saul an his ohana wen go kill plenny guys from Gibeon town dat stay lidis.”
No take one idol kine god inside yoa house cuz az pilau da way Da One In Charge see dat. If you take um inside, Da One In Charge goin put kahuna on top you guys fo wipe you out jalike you one sacrifice fo him, jalike he goin wipe out da idol. You guys gotta hate dat kine pilau stuff fo real kine, an no take um, cuz Da One In Charge goin wipe um out jalike dass one sacrifice fo him.
You guys betta not carry away notting from dat town dat you was suppose to wipe out fo God. So den, God, Da One In Charge, no goin stay huhu no moa. He goin show pity fo you guys, an give you chance, an he goin make you guys come mo plenny peopo, jalike he wen make one strong promise to yoa ancestas fo do.
“Go! Tell da Israel peopo make one sacrifice fo dem come spesho fo me. Tell dem: Make spesho fo Da One In Charge. Get ready fo tomorra. Dis wat Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo tell: You Israel peopo, da kapu stuff you guys get, you no goin win ova da guys dat stay agains you wen you get dat stuff. You gotta throw um out.
But Saul an his army guys let Agag stay alive. An he let his guys keep eryting dat stay good: all da bestes kine sheeps an cows, da cows dey feed spesho kine, an da bebe sheeps. Dey neva like kill all dose animals jalike dey one sacrifice fo Da One In Charge. Dey kill ony da animals dey no like an figga az worth notting. An dey tell, “We stay do dis cuz God tell us fo do um.”