Wen da peopo dat stay hea nowdays goin stan in front God da Judge, da peopo inside Nineveh town goin stan up too. Dey goin show proof dat da peopo dat stay hea nowdays still yet stay do bad kine stuff. Cuz wen Jonah teach da Nineveh peopo, dey come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an dey no do um no moa. Now get one guy mo importan den Jonah stay hea, an you guys still do bad kine stuff!”
Change how you feel inside, An no jus rip yoa clotheses Fo show you stay sad inside! Go come back to yoa God, Da One In Charge, Cuz he like do good kine tings fo you guys. He get love an pity fo you guys. He no come huhu real quick. He like stay tight wit you guys. He stay sad inside wen he gotta punish somebody.
Jonah pray to Da One In Charge lidis: “Bummahs! You Da One In Charge! You know, all dis happen jalike I wen tell wen I stay my country! Dass why I wen run away fas fo go Tarshish side, you know. Fo shua you da kine God dat like do good tings fo peopo an show pity fo dem. Take long time befo you come huhu. You stay tight wit yoa peopo long time an give um chance. Dass why you change yoa mind an no punish da bad kine stuff peopo do.
Befo God pau, he sen one angel guy Jerusalem town, fo wipe um out. But wen da angel guy start fo wipe out da peopo, God Da One In Charge see um. He change his mind bout how he goin make bad to da peopo, jalike he wen start fo do. He tell da angel guy, “Nuff awready! Stop!” Wen Da One In Charge tell dat, da angel guy stay stan by da open place wea Ornan da Jebus guy split his wheat from da junk kine stuff.
“So now, tink bout me. I no like see notting bad happen to da Nineveh peopo! Get mo den hundred twenny tousan peopo ova dea inside Nineveh, you know, an all dea animals. An da peopo dea jalike small kids dat donno notting bout wass right an wass wrong, jalike dey donno wass dea right hand an wass dea lef hand!”