Satan, he jalike da god fo da peopo nowdays. He make some peopo fo dem no undastan. Az da peopo dat no trus Da One In Charge fo real kine. Dass jalike dey no can see da light. Dey no can undastan da Good Stuff bout how awesome Christ stay, da One dass same same jalike God. Jesus jalike one picha fo show how God stay.
Wen I wen come fo help you guys, how come no mo nobody stay hea? Wen I wen call, how come nobody ansa me? You tink I no mo powa Fo get you guys outa trouble, o wat? Tink bout dis: I ony need fo tell da watta, ‘Go! No stay!’ An I make da ocean watta come dry, An I can make da rivas come one desert. Dea fish mahke, An come haunas cuz no mo watta.
An Jesus Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Sen, I like him do plenny good tings fo you guys. Can trus him fo tell da trut bout wat God tell him. He da firs One dat come back alive from mahke. He da main leada ova all da kings inside da world. He da One dat get love an aloha fo us guys. He wen bleed an mahke, An make us come clean From all da bad kine stuff we do.
Den da One I wen see tell me, “Da messenja guy I wen sen fo help da peopo dat come togedda fo church Laodicea side, write one letta to him, an tell um dis: “Da One dat stay true, he tell eryting jalike happen fo you trus wat he tell. He da one wen start eryting dat God make inside da world. Dis wat he tell: