3 An dey come in front him, an tell, “Eh! King fo da Jews!” An dey slap his head.
Dey make one crown from thorns, an put um on top his head. An dey put one stick in his right hand jalike him da king. An dey go down in front him an make fun a him. Dey tell, “Ho! Check um out! Da King fo da Jews!”
Den Pilate go back inside da army headquarters. He tell Jesus fo come inside, an tell him, “Eh, you! You da king fo da Jews, o wat?”
Afta dat, one police guy dat was standing dea slap Jesus head an tell, “Eh! You not suppose to talk lidat to da Main Pries Guy!”
Da angel guy come by her an tell, “Aloha! Da One In Charge goin do someting spesho fo you. He stay wit you.”
So Judas go by Jesus an tell, “Aloha, Teacha!” an he kiss um.
Den dey tell, “Ho! Check um out! Da King fo da Jews!”
