Satan, he jalike da god fo da peopo nowdays. He make some peopo fo dem no undastan. Az da peopo dat no trus Da One In Charge fo real kine. Dass jalike dey no can see da light. Dey no can undastan da Good Stuff bout how awesome Christ stay, da One dass same same jalike God. Jesus jalike one picha fo show how God stay.
No need fo teach erytime bout all kine baptisms. No need fo teach erytime bout how fo put da hands on top peopo fo show you like God do plenny good tings fo dem. No need fo teach erytime bout how da mahke peopo goin come back alive. An no need fo teach erytime bout how erybody gotta stan in front God da Judge an get punish foeva.
Dat time, you guys wen make jalike all da odda peopo all ova da world. You guys wen like lissen da Bad Guy. I stay talking bout da guy dass da leada fo all da bad kine spirits up inside da sky. An you guys wen like fo do wat he tell you guys fo do. Az da same strong spirit dat make peopo go agains wat God tell um fo do.