42 Den he bring Simon to Jesus. Jesus look at um an tell, “You Simon, an yoa faddah John, aah? but not da Baptiza guy. From now peopo goin call you ‘Cefas.’ ” (Dat mean “Peter,” o “Da Rock,” in dea language.)
Me an Apollos an Peter, we stay fo you guys! An da whole world stay fo you guys, no matta you alive o mahke! Eryting dat stay happen right now, an eryting dat goin happen layta—eryting stay fo you guys!
Dis how I figga. Soun jalike you guys talk lidis: One guy tell dis, “Me, I stay tight wit Paul!” Anodda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Apollos!” An anodda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Peter!” An dis odda guy tell, “Me, I stay tight wit Christ!”
James, Peter, an John, dey da importan leadas fo da church peopo. Wen dey figga dat God do plenny good stuff fo me, dey shake hands wit me an Barnabas fo show dat all us guys stick togedda. An we all tell da same ting: dey goin go by da Jews, an we goin go by da peopo dass not Jew guys.
You no tink we get da right fo take oua Christian wife wit us wen we go some odda place, o wat? Da odda guys God sen all ova da place, dey do dat, you know, even da Boss braddah guys an Peter.
Wen Simon Peter see how plenny fish dey get, he go down on his knees in front Jesus an tell, “Eh, Boss, go way from me, cuz I one guy dat stay do bad kine stuff!”
Some a Jesus guys come togedda. Get Simon Peter, an Thomas da guy dey call Da Twin, Natanael da guy from Cana town Galilee side, an Zebedee two boys, plus two odda guys dat Jesus stay teach.