Dea main guys take unda da table kine money Fo judge dat da guy dat pay um, he da one stay right. Dea pries guys teach da Rules from God, But ony if da peopo pay um too. Da guys dat tell dey talk fo God, Make da peopo pay fo tell dem wat goin happen. But same time dey talk bout how dey trus Da One In Charge, an tell: ‘Da One In Charge stay hea wit us guys. So no mo notting bad goin happen to us guys!’
Da pries guys neva aks, ‘Wea Da One In Charge stay?’ Da guys dat suppose to know da Rules fo shua, Dey donno me fo real kine. Da guys dat suppose to take kea da peopo, Dey like beef wit me. Da guys dat suppose to talk fo me, Dey talk fo da god Baal. Dey stay tight wit da idol kine gods Dass good fo notting.”
But nowdays, even dose guys Fall down cuz dey drink too much wine An no can walk good cuz a da beer! Even da pries guys an da guys dat talk fo God, Dey fall down cuz a da beer An no can figga right cuz a da wine. Wen God like show um someting jalike one dream, Dey no undastan um an dey tell um az wrong Wen dey gotta judge wass right an wass wrong, Dey no can do um, cuz dey stay jam up.
Befo time had some Israel peopo dat bulai. Dey wen tell dey talk fo God, but az was ony bulai. Same ting goin happen wit you guys. Goin get peopo dat tell dey teach fo God, but dey bulai! Dey goin be sneaky buggahs an dey no goin tell nobody wat dey stay do fo real. Dass how dey goin bring dea kine teaching. An if you guys lissen dem, you goin come wipe out fo shua! Dey even goin tell dat dey no need lissen to God, dea owna! Neva mind he wen pay one high price fo dem. Cuz da way dey ack, dey goin come wipe out real fas!
All ova da land, get plenny peopo Dat ack jalike one wahine dat fool aroun behind her husban back, Cuz dey go fool aroun wit da odda gods. Da land get kahuna on top um, Cuz da peopo no do wat dey tell God dey goin do. Az how come da whole land look dry jalike stay mahke. Da places inside da boonies wea get grass, stay dry. Az cuz da guys dat suppose to talk fo God, Dey ony do wat dey like do, an az bad. Dey no use dea powa da right way.