“Dis how I like you talk to dem: ‘Dis wat me Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell: Fo shua I stay alive, an fo shua da peopo dat stay inside da towns dat stay all wipe out, dey goin get kill wit swords. Da peopo dat live in da boonies, I goin give dem to da wild animals fo eat. An da peopo dat live wea get strong wall inside da mountains an da caves, dey goin mahke from da real bad kine sick.
“Az why dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘You guys no lissen me. You guys neva let yoa braddahs da Jew slave guys go fo real kine. So now, me Da One In Charge, I goin let you guys go too—so you goin mahke from war, from da bad kine sick, an from no mo food. I goin make all da countries all ova da world an dea kings come bum out wen dey tink bout you guys.
But if get one peopo wit one king dat no do wat Nebukadnezzar, da king fo Babylon, tell um fo do, az jalike dey no put dea neck unda his yoke. An I goin punish dat peopo. I goin make war come to dem, I goin take away dea food, an goin sen da bad kine sick fo hurt dem. Dass how I goin use Nebukadnezzar fo wipe all dem out. Az wat Da One In Charge tell.
If dey tell you, ‘Wea we goin go?’ tell um, ‘Dis da message from me, Da One In Charge: “ ‘Da ones dat suppose to mahke cuz dey sick goin mahke from dea sick. Da ones dat suppose to mahke cuz a war goin mahke cuz a war. Da ones dat suppose to mahke cuz no mo food goin mahke cuz no mo food. Da ones dat suppose to come prisonas goin come prisonas.’ ”
I look, an eh! Had anodda horse. Look jalike ready-fo-mahke kine color! Da guy dat stay ride on top um get da name Mahke Die Dead, an da boss fo da Mahke Peopo Place follow behind him. Dey get da powa fo wipe out bout one quarta a da peopo inside da world cuz get war, cuz no mo food, cuz erybody sick, an cuz da wild animals kill um.
Da One In Charge goin smash all da Israel peopo so dey no goin stan up strait, jalike wen you smash one plant dat grow inside one riva. He goin pull out da Israel peopo from dis good land he wen give to dea ancesta guys, jalike wen you pull one plant outa da groun wit da roots. He goin throw dem all ova da place, da odda side a da Eufrates Riva. Az cuz dey wen put up poses fo pray to da wahine god Asherah, an dat make Da One In Charge come plenny huhu.
I goin chase um wit war, an take away dea food, an give um one bad kine sick. I goin make all da king guys on top da earth an dea peopos come shock cuz a dem, an tink horraz bout dem an use dea name fo put kahuna on top odda peopo. Erybody goin shake dea head cuz a dem. All da peopos wea I make dem go, goin make fun a dem.