From da time oua ancesta guys wen live to now, us guys get uku pile a shame. An cuz a da bad kine stuff us guys stay do, you wen let da kings from odda lands take ova us guys—oua kings an prieses an erybody. Dey kill us wit swords, an drag us away fo work fo dem. Dey take eryting we get, an dey make us come plenny shame. An dat stay happen one mo time right now!
Da pries guys ova dea bus up da rules I teach an make da tings dat stay spesho fo me come pilau. Da stuff dass spesho fo me an da stuff dat no stay spesho fo me, dey no teach dass diffren. Dey teach dat no mo diffrence wit da pilau kine stuff dat make peopo so dey no can come in front me, an da stuff dat make peopo fo dem come in front me. Dey make jalike dey donno dat my Res Days stay spesho fo me. Az why dey make da peopo tink I no good an spesho.