“ ‘Me, Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo. Az why I tell you dis: I wen make one promise dat yoa ohana, an yoa ancesta Aaron ohana, goin live in front me foeva. But cuz me Da One In Charge, I tell you dis too: No way goin be how stay now! Cuz da peopo dat show respeck fo me, I goin show respeck fo dem. But da peopo dat make to me jalike I notting, I goin put kahuna on top dem!
But maybe somebody dat do da right kine stuff walk away from do da right kine stuff, an no do wass pono cuz dass da same pilau kine stuff dat da bad kine guys do. You guys tink dat da buggah goin get da real kine life, o wat?! No ways! I goin foget da good kine stuff he wen do befo time. Wat he do now, I no can trus da buggah! Cuz he do bad kine stuff, he goin get cut off from me!
“So you, Fo Real Kine Guy—you gotta tell yoa Israel peopo, ‘Da good kine stuff one good guy do, no goin get him outa trouble wen he go agains me Da One In Charge. An da bad kine stuff one bad kine guy do, no goin jam him up wen he turn his life aroun from wat he wen do befo time. If da good guy do bad kine stuff, he no goin stay alive jus cuz he wen do good kine stuff befo time.’