Dis anodda message from Da One In Charge: “Right now, I goin tell plenny guys dat fish fo come, an dey goin catch da Israel peopo jalike dey catch fish. Afta dat, I goin tell plenny guys dat hunt animal fo come, an dey goin hunt fo da Israel peopo an bring um in from on top ery mountain an hill, an from inside da cracks inside da cliffs.
Az why dis wat I goin do wit you Jerusalem peopo. I goin bring togedda all da guys you wen fool aroun wit, da ones dat wen like you, all da ones you wen love an all da ones you wen hate. I goin bring dem from all ova agains you. I goin take yoa clotheses off fo shame you in front erybody, an dey goin see eryting.
‘Dis wat Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, tell: You know da swords an odda tings fo fight dat you guys carry, dat you guys use fo fight da king fo Babylon an da Babylon army guys? I goin take dose tings, an use um fo hurt you guys! Da Babylon army guys stay outside yoa wall all aroun yoa town, Jerusalem, but I goin bring um all inside da middo a dis town!
So King Jeroboam aks his helpa guys wat fo do. Den he tell his worka guys, “Make two idol kine gods outa gold, da kine dat look jalike bebe cows.” Den he tell da peopo, “Eh, az too hard fo you guys go all da way Jerusalem side fo make sacrifice! Look now! Right hea, da gods fo you Israel peopo! Dis, da ones wen bring you guys hea from da Egypt land!”