23 Wen you wen start fo pray, God ansa you. Az why I come hea fo tell you dis cuz he tink real good bout you. So, tink bout wat I goin tell, an try fo undastan wat you wen see:
He tell: “God get plenny love an aloha fo you! So, no sked! Eryting goin go good fo you! Come strong now, come strong!” Wen he talk to me, I come mo strong. I tell, “Boss, talk to me now cuz you make me come strong.”
“Daniel, da guy dat wen talk fo God befo time, he wen tell dat someting God hate plenny goin happen. Dat ting so horraz, goin make eryting come hamajang an make erybody bag from dea. Da ting goin stan inside da place dat stay spesho fo God. (Whoeva read dis, dey gotta watch out!)
“Da Babylon guys goin rip off you guys nice kine stuffs, an all da stuffs you like sell. Dey goin bus up yoa walls an yoa fancy kine houses, dey goin dump da stones, da wood, an all da junks inside da ocean.
“Eh! Fo Real Kine Guy! You know wat?! You get plenny love an aloha fo yoa wife. Her da one you like da bestes. But I goin wack her one time an take her away from you. But wen she mahke, no stay sad o yell o cry.
Da guy Daniel, he come mo betta den all da odda supavisa guys an govna guys. An cuz inside him, he stay real good, da king make one plan fo put Daniel in charge a da whole land wea he stay king.
Den Isaiah, Amoz boy, sen one message fo Hezekiah. He tell: “Dis wat Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, tell: I hear wat you tell me wen you pray, bout Sennakerib da Assyria king.
Even if get Noah, Daniel, an Job stay inside dat country, dey da ony ones goin get outa trouble. Cuz dey do da right kine stuff. But dey no can help da odda peopo. Az wat Da One In Charge, da Boss, tell.
Da year numba three wen Cyrus stay da king fo Persia, God give one message dat was secret befo time to Daniel (da guy anodda king wen call Belteshazzar). Wat God show Daniel, dat message stay true, an tell bout one big war. He undastan wat dat mean cuz he wen see um, jalike in one dream.