“Az why, if you like, sen out dis rule, an tell yoa peopo fo write um inside da rules fo Persia an Media. Den no mo nobody can change da rule: Vashti no goin eva come one mo time wea King Xerxes stay. Den you goin make anodda wahine da queen. Goin be somebody mo betta den Vashti dat goin lissen wat her husban tell.
Az why dey go by da king an tell him bout da rule he wen write. Dey tell, “Eh! You jus write down one rule, aah? dat fo thirty day, whoeva no pray ony to you da King, but pray to anodda god o anodda guy, yoa guys goin throw um inside da big hole wea da lions stay!” Da king tell, “Dass da rule! An dass da rules fo da Mede an Persia peopo, dat no mo nobody can change um.”
Den April 17, Haman call da king secretaries. Da secretaries write da way da peopo inside ery districk stay write, an use dea alphabets. Dey write um fo ery peopo in dea language. Dey write wat Haman like tell da govnas fo da states, da govnas fo all da districks dat get dea local govmen, an da alii fo ery peopo. Den, fo show dat King Xerxes da one tell um fo write wat Haman tell, den dey stamp ery paypa wit da ring da king use fo offisho work.