“Dis wat me, Cyrus da Persia king, tell: “ ‘Da One In Charge, da God inside da sky, wen give me da right fo stay in charge a all da kings an dea lands on top da earth. He da One wen pick me fo build one temple fo him inside Jerusalem, da main town inside Judah. If any one a you guys from all da peopo a Da One In Charge like go dea, I like fo you go, an I like fo yoa God, Da One In Charge, go wit you!’ ”
Az why I make dis rule now: No matta wat peopo o wat country somebody come from, an no matta wat language dey talk, if dey talk an no show respeck fo da God dat Shadrak, Meshak, an Abednego pray to, I goin tell my worka guys fo cut off dea arms an legs, an make dea house come one big rubbish pile. Cuz no mo anodda god dat can get peopo outa trouble da way dea god can!”