Az why dey go by da king an tell him bout da rule he wen write. Dey tell, “Eh! You jus write down one rule, aah? dat fo thirty day, whoeva no pray ony to you da King, but pray to anodda god o anodda guy, yoa guys goin throw um inside da big hole wea da lions stay!” Da king tell, “Dass da rule! An dass da rules fo da Mede an Persia peopo, dat no mo nobody can change um.”