Jeroboam Numba Two, he da one dat take back da Israel land all da way from Lebo-Hamat north side to da Arabah Lake dat dey call da Big Salt Lake, south side, jalike was befo time. Dat happen jalike wat Jonah wen tell goin happen. He Amittai boy from Gat-Hefer, dat wen talk fo Da One In Charge, da God fo da Israel peopo, befo time. Jonah wen work fo God, an he tell dat Israel goin get back dea land.
Toi, da king fo Hamat, stay fight Hadadezer long time awready. Wen Toi hear dat David wen win ova all da Hadadezer army, he sen his boy Joram wit silva, gold, an bronze stuffs fo King David. Joram aks David if eryting can stay good fo Toi an David. An Joram tell David “Az good!” cuz David wen win ova Hadadezer.
Dass how, dat time, Solomon wen make da spesho religious kine ceremony. All da Israel peopo wen come dea togedda fo be wit Solomon, from Lebo-Hamat north side to da Egypt Borda Stream. Dey stay togedda in front oua God, Da One In Charge, seven days, den anodda seven mo days, az fourteen days in all.
But you know wat Da One In Charge tell, da God Ova All Da Armies? He tell dis: “Eh, you guys from da Israel ohana! I goin bring one army from anodda country Ova hea fo go afta you guys. Dey goin make you guys suffa plenny, an chase you all da way From Hamat Pass, north side, All da way thru da Arabah Valley, south side!”