“If da guy like bring one cow fo make one burn up kine sacrifice, den he gotta bring one bull dat no mo notting wrong wit um. He gotta show da bull to da pries guys outside wea you go inside da open lanai fo da Tent Wea Da Peopo Come Fo Meet Me, Da One In Charge. Az fo make shua da bull stay okay fo me take um.
Wen Absalom make one sacrifice, he sen somebody fo go bring Ahitofel. (Ahitofel, he da guy from Giloh dat help David figga wass da bestes ting fo David do.) Absalom tell Ahitofel fo come Hebron side from his town Giloh. An so da plan Absalom make fo ovathrow da govmen come mo strong, an mo an mo peopo stay go his side.