“My peopo, No foget wat Balak wen tell Da king fo da Moab peopo, Dat he wen like put kahuna On top you guys! No foget how Beor boy Balaam wen ansa him, Dat Da One In Charge ony goin do good stuff fo you guys! No foget how you guys wen go from Koa Town to Gilgal, Wen me Da One In Charge do awesome stuff Fo help you guys go da odda side a da Jordan Riva. Den you goin undastan dat me, Da One In Charge, Stay do wass right fo you guys erytime.”
Da guy dat know God fo real kine come by da Israel king one mo time. He tell um, “Lissen up. Dis wat Da One In Charge tell: ‘Da Aram peopo tink dat me, Da One In Charge, I ony one hill kine god, an dat I no stay da god fo da valleys too. Cuz dey tink lidat, I goin make you win ova all dat big army ova dea. Den all you guys goin know fo shua, dat me Da One In Charge!’ ”