5 Wen David live Hebron side, he was da king fo da Judah ohana fo seven year an six month. Den wen he go Jerusalem side, he stay da king fo all da Israel an da Judah peopo fo thirty-three year.
Den da guys from Judah come dea. Dey put oil on top David head fo show dey pick him fo come da new king ova da Judah ohana. Dey tell David, “Was da guys from Jabesh-Gilead, dat wen bury Saul, you know.”
Wen all da older leadas fo da Israel peopo go by King David Hebron side, he make one deal wit dem ova dea in front Da One In Charge. Dey put olive oil on top David head fo make him da king fo da Israel peopo, jalike Da One In Charge wen make one promise an tell Samuel.
I give you eryting yoa boss Saul wen get, an I let you take his wifes fo come yoa wifes. I give you da Israel ohanas an da Judah ohana. An if dat still not enuff, I can give you mo plenny!