Den Abner sen his messenja guys by David fo tell, “Who get da right fo dis land?! Make one deal wit me! Den I goin help you fo bring all da Israel peopo yoa side.”
An today, no matta God wen pick me fo come da king, I no like bus up peopo. But dis Joab an Abishai, Zeruiah boys, dey mo tough den me. I like Da One In Charge do someting bad, fo pay back da one wen do dis bad ting, cuz da guy wen kill Abner.”
David tell, “Eh! You real high makamaka now, aah?! From all da Israel peopo, no mo nobody betta fo fight den you! So! How come you neva guard yoa boss da king? Cuz had one army guy come inside yoa camp fo wipe out yoa boss da king, you know?!