All dis fo real kine blow da peopo mind. Dey tell, “Dis guy, he fo shua do eryting good! He even make da peopo dat befo no can hear, now can hear, an da peopo dat befo no can talk, now can talk!”
Da peopo dat not importan, Dey jalike da air. Da importan peopo, No can trus wat dey tell you. Wen dey breave, dat air mo heavy Den all dose peopo togedda.
Absalom make lidat to all da Israel peopo dat come fo aks da king fo do da right kine ting fo dem. Az how he bulai da Israel peopo fo dem like him mo den dey like da king.
Den all da army guys come an try make David eat someting, wen still yet stay day time. But David make one strong promise. He tell, “I like God kill me if I eat bread o some odda ting befo da sun go down.”
