Abner come real huhu cuz a wat Ish-Boshet tell. So Abner tell, “You tink I one Judah kine dog, o wat?! dat go same side wit da Judah ohana?! I tell you fo real kine: Today I still stay tight wit yoa faddah Saul ohana, yoa uncle guys an Saul frenz. I neva let David find you an grab you. But now, you poin finga me bout dis wahine!