But Zeruiah boy Abishai come by David fo help him. He wack da Filisha guy an kill um. Den David guys make one strong promise to David. Dey tell, “You no goin go out wit us fo make war! We no like you mahke, cuz you show us guys wea fo go, jalike you da lamp fo da Israel peopo, an no good you get kill, cuz den oua lamp goin come dark!”
Uriah tell David, “Da Box Fo No Foget Da Deal, an da Israel an Judah army guys, dey all stay Sukkot Valley. An my boss Joab, an yoa main army guys, dey all make camp on top da fields wea dey goin fight. Az why fo me, how I can go home fo eat an drink an sleep wit my wife?! Jalike I stay shua you alive, same ting I stay shua I no goin make lidat!”
Da peopo goin tell, “How come us guys stay sit in dese small towns?! Go come, us go run away togedda To da towns dat get one strong wall. Fo shua us goin mahke ova dea, Cuz oua God, dass Da One In Charge a us, tell we goin mahke. Jalike he give us poison watta fo drink Cuz we wen do bad kine stuff agains him.