An one mo ting: tell Amasa, ‘You, my blood an bones. I like God punish me plenny, if from right now till you mahke, mo betta you be da main leada guy fo my army. Cuz Joab not da main leada no moa!’ ”
David tell Abishai, “Dis time Sheba, Bikri boy, goin hurt us guys mo den Absalom wen hurt us. Take my guys an go chase um down. If you no catch um, he goin find big towns dat get one strong wall, an get away from us.”