8 Dis wat wen happen: Da Israel army guys fight all ova da country side an mo plenny guys mahke cuz da fores eat up mo plenny guys den David army guys wen kill.
Eh God! You da judge Fo show erybody dat I okay. I need fo you show proof Dat I neva do notting bad. Cuz da whole nation, Dey no stay tight wit you! I need fo you rescue me Away one place Wea dey no can hurt me. Away from da ones dat stay bulai An do bad tings to me.
Eh! You Da One In Charge! You gotta do someting! Eh, you my God! Get me outa trouble! All da guys dat stay agains me, Slap dea head! Da peopo dat do bad tings, Punch dea face!
Da guys dat no get wipe out, run away Afek town. But ova dea, da town wall fall down on top 27,000 a dem. An Ben-Hadad, he run away to one place inside da town dat get one strong wall, an he hide inside one room inside one house.
Wen dey stay running away from da Israel guys on top da road dat go down from Bet-Horon to Azekah, Da One In Charge make big kine hail stone come down on top dem from da sky. Mo plenny Amor guys wen mahke from da hail den from da Israel guys swords.
Absalom spock some a David guys. He stay ride his mule fo run away. But wen da mule go unda da thick branches from one big oak tree, Absalom head come stuck inside da tree branches. He stay hang ova dea cuz his mule stay go an no stop.