22 Ahimaaz, Zadok boy, tell Joab one mo time, “Wateva happen, try let me run fo back up da Sudan guy.” But Joab tell, “Eh, boy, how come you like run?! Da kine stuff you gotta tell, nobody goin pay you fo dat.”
No go talk pilau kine o stupid kine. No make pilau kine joke cuz dat kine talk not good, you know. Mo betta tell da tings God wen do fo you guys. Tell da stuff dat make you guys like tell God “Mahalo plenny!”
Cuz dey tink, “Mo betta we no stay tight wit God fo real kine!” Az why God let um ack how dey like ack. An dey ony tink fo do no good kine stuffs. Dass how dey ack.
Den Joab tell one guy from Sudan dat work fo David, “You go tell da king wat you wen see.” Da Sudan guy go down in front Joab, den he run fo go by David.
He tell, “Wateva happen, I like run!” So Joab tell, “Gunfunnit! Den run!” So Ahimaaz cut short aroun thru da flat land nea da Jordan Riva, an come Mahanaim town befo da Sudan guy.
Da king aks, “Da young guy Absalom, he stay good, o wat?!” Ahimaaz tell him, “I see erybody donno wat fo do, jus wen Joab stay ready fo sen me an da odda guy dat work fo you. But I donno wat was happening.”
Da Pharaoh guy aks Hadad, “How come you like go back yoa country? Wat ova dea get dat mo betta den get ova hea by me?” Hadad tell um, “Notting. Eryting okay ova hea. But, I like you let me go!” Dass how Hadad wen come back Edom side.
