Cuz Joab wen make peopo bleed an mahke, now Da One In Charge pay back Joab. Joab wen go attack an kill two guys, an my faddah neva know wat Joab do till afta. One guy Abner, Ner boy, da general fo da Israel army, an da odda, Amasa, Jeter boy, da general fo da Judah army. Dey mo betta guys den Joab, an dey stay do da right ting mo den Joab.
“One mo ting. You know wat Joab, my sistah Zeruiah boy, wen do to me. He wen go kill da two guys dat was da generals fo da Israel army, Abner, az Ner boy, an Amasa, Jeter boy. Joab wen do dat afta all da fighting pau. An he ack jalike still get war. So now, jalike get blood all ova his army clothes an stuff an all ova his army boots.
Befo time, wen David like go wit da Filisha guys fo fight Saul, some a da Manasseh guys change to David side. (But David an his guys neva help da Filisha guys fo real, cuz afta da Filisha guys talk bout him going wit dem, dea main leadas sen David away. Dey tell each odda, “Goin be us guys dat mahke if David change his mind an go back by his boss, Saul, from befo time.”)