21 Afta da two Absalom guys go way, da two odda guys climb outa da puka, an go tell King David, “Erybody! Go way from hea, quick! Go da odda side a da Jordan Riva right now! Ahitofel wen tell dem fo attack you guys awready!”
So David an all da army guys wit him go out an go da odda side a da Jordan Riva. Wen da sun come up, nobody stay da west side a da riva.
Fo shua, I like run far away, I like make house inside da boonies. (Time out fo da music.)
