“Den, goin get one guy dat erybody know he no good. No mo nobody show him respeck, jalike he get da right fo be king fo real kine. But still yet, he goin take ova an come king. Wen erybody tink eryting stay okay fo dem, dis guy goin attack Syria. He goin bulai da peopo wit plenny good kine promise, den he goin grab dem an take ova.