34 But if you go back inside Jerusalem town an tell Absalom, ‘My king, I goin be yoa worka guy. I wen work fo yoa faddah from long time, an now I goin work fo you,’ den you goin help me an make wateva Ahitofel tell Absalom fo do, come no good, aah?!
“You know, I stay send you guys out jalike sheeps, an you guys goin go wea da wild wolfs stay. So you guys gotta figga wat fo do, jalike da snakes, an no hurt nobody, jalike da doves.
Jalike was ony yestaday wen you guys wen come by us. So today, no need you guys come homeless an go all ova da place wit us guys! I donno wea us goin go. Go back, an take all yoa guys. Stay tight wit each odda an trus each odda!”
You guys goin make to da Ai peopo an dea king jalike you wen do to da Jericho peopo an dea king. But dis time, az okay fo you guys take all dea stuff an dea animals fo you guys. Go hide behind da town an get ready fo fight dem.”
